FUNNY JOKES IN HINDI

FUNNY JOKES

Arj kiya hai…
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Jamane ke dar se teri photo ko bathroom  mein chupa rakhi hai.
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Wah wah…
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Jamane ke dar se teri photo ko bathroom  mein chupa rakhi hai.
Didar ho tera bar bar isliye “JULAAB” ki goli kha rakhi hai.

Love romance is just like hot tea and
heart is like Parle-G Biscut 
Hadd Se Jyada Dubaoge To Toot Jayega...

Guess the minimum area with maximum decoration!!
Topper’s Answer was:
“WOMAN’S FACE”

 Abe O pagal, 1 Zabardast Sher Sun
Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu
Kya Frmaya?
Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu
Or
Bandron Ki Race Me “Jeeta” Bi Tu

phone rings tring tring..
1st: hello roshni he?
2nd: nahi he..
1st: nahi he to mombatti jala lo ho jayege.

Paros me lahne wali preety girl ka transfer
Aur last wale me to Dil karta hai rooo hiii deee...new jokes in hindi

Kismat ho to Narendra Modi jaisi !!
Na parliament me opposition hai na ghar pe wife hai !!!
Bole to Life Jhinga la La.