GF BF JOKES

GF BF JOKES

Girlfriend says to boyfriend: I’m PREGNANT…!!
boyfriend says: Are you sure its mine?
boyfriend starts crying & says:
“Yaar sab aise bolenge to kaise chalega…!!

Boy: Aapki sandle bahut acchi hai !
Girl: Haan utaaroon kya?
Boy:Chal pagli isse acchi to teri jeans hai

Wo Girlfriend Kis Kaam Ki Jo Pyaar
Na De
Aur Wo Saala Dost Kis Kaam Ka Jo
Udhaar Na De..!

Boyfriend aur uski girlfriend garden me bethe the. 
Girfnd-jaanu kuch esa kaho ki dhadkan tez ho jaye. 
Boyfnd-bhag tera BAAP aaya.


BF : If you are smiling, send me your smiles.
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
GF : I am in Toilet…. What should I send?

GF: I can do anything 4 u?
BF: Will you die for me?
GF: Yes.
BF: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me?
GF: Go home Bro, ur mother might be getting worried.

GF: If we got married, stop smoking.
BF: Ok!
GF: Drinking too.
BF: Ok!
GF: N going to the night club too.
BF:- Yes..
GF:- What else can u leave??
BF:- The idea of marrying You


GF: hi baby :
BF: hii sweet heart...(sending failed)
GFl: Are you there?? :(
BF: yes yes..I'm here...(sending failed)
GF: are you ignoring me or what??
BF: honey I'm not..i m right here..(sending failed)
GF: Its over..
don't you ever talk to me again !!
BF: Damn ! go to hell.. :@ (message send) :O :O :P

BF -Cinema chale
GF-waha tum muje touch kroge ?
BF -No
G-Mera hath pkdoge
B-No,
G-Mujhe kis karoge,
B-No
G-To apni behen k sath chale jao

girls 1980 to 2011
1980 - lOve me bUt dOnt tOuCh meh
1990 - tOuCh me bUt dOnt kIsS meh
2000 - kIsS me bUt aur kUch nA kArI
2005 - kUch bhi karlee but kisii ko bataaiyo matt
2011..sAb kUch Karlee nahi toh sab ko bataa doongii ki
tere se kuch nahii huaa....:P:P

BF  sent d 1 expensive bird dat could speak 40 languags as bday gift 2 his GF.
Nxt day he askd abt d gift.
BF:hwz d bird?
GF:Very Tasty.

BF (GF se) : Tumhari Shirt fati hui hai.
GF : Tum nahi samjoge… Ye aaj-kal ka Fashion hai.
BF : Kya yar… ! Sala tum fado to fashion aur Hum fade to sidha Police Station.

BF (GF se) : Darling… tum muje kitna pyar karti ho ?
GF : Jitna tum karte ho jaan…
BF : Iska matlab ki tu bhi bas “Time Pass” hi karti hai.

Girlfriend : Mere Birthday  ka gift kaha hai ?
Boyfriend : Wo sadak par Lal Rang ki Car dikh rahi hai kya..
Girlfriend kushi se chillane lagti hai..
Boyfriend : Bas usi color ki tere liye Lipstic laya hu.

BF : Suno jara…!
GF : Chup raho khate time bat nahi karte.
(Khane ke bad)
GF : Ab bolo…
BF : Teri Plate mein chipkali tha. “Le… Ab ban Madam bhut aayi khate time baat nhi krte ”

Ek khoobsurat Ladki se ek Ladke ne pucha – “Tum kaha raheti ho ?”
Girl – “Mein FG Road”
Boy – “Itni khoobsurat hokar bhi Road par raheti ho, Mere ghar chalo.”